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Heavyweight, premium-quality fabric that runs true to size and holds up through endless emails, pointless Zoom calls, and last-minute \"quick questions\" that are never quick. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; caret-color: #010101; color: #010101; font-family: system_ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Noto Sans', 'Liberation Sans', Arial, sans-serif, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji'; letter-spacing: 0.016px;\"\u003eMade, packaged, and shipped in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 16px; caret-color: #010101; color: #010101; font-family: system_ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Noto Sans', 'Liberation Sans', Arial, sans-serif, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji'; letter-spacing: 0.016px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e by people who probably also have at least one coworker muted permanently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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This unisex tee has that perfectly broken-in, \"I've been employed long enough to stop pretending I love meetings\" feel right out of the package. 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