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Our sweatshirt uses a 271 g\/m² heavy blend, which is significantly thicker, softer, and more durable due to the double-needle reinforced seams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is this shipped from for UK\/EU customers?\u003c\/strong\u003e We utilize local fulfillment centers within the UK and Europe to ensure your order reaches you quickly without the high costs or delays of international customs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs the fabric environmentally friendly?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. We use ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes, ensuring the garment meets high safety and environmental standards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWill the White color be a bright optic white?\u003c\/strong\u003e Due to the high cotton content and blend properties, the White variant may appear as a soft, natural off-white rather than a harsh, bright white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare 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