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Crafted for year-round comfort and durability, it’s the perfect layer for home offices, casual Fridays, or wearing under a blazer to maintain your internal rebellion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold \u0026amp; Unfiltered – Raw honesty meets dependable daily comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% ethically grown US cotton for a classic, sturdy feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic fit with a timeless crew neckline and seamless tubular body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e 180 g\/m² medium fabric with reinforced shoulder seams for lasting shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tear-away label for a scratch-free, irritation-free experience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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