{"product_id":"too-fab-for-this-sweatshirt","title":"Too Fab For This Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eUnapologetic Style for the Corporate Chaos\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen the inbox is overflowing and the \"synergy\" is at a record low, remind the room that you are simply operating on a different level. The \u003cstrong\u003e\"Too Fab For This Shitshow\" Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e combines supreme comfort with a blunt professional truth. 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Our sweatshirt uses a 271 g\/m² heavy blend, which is significantly thicker, softer, and more durable due to the double-needle reinforced seams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is this shipped from for UK\/EU customers?\u003c\/strong\u003e We utilize local fulfillment centers within the UK and Europe to ensure your order reaches you quickly without the high costs or delays of international customs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs the fabric environmentally friendly?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. 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