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Crafted for maximum comfort, it’s the perfect layer for your home office, casual Fridays, or wearing under a blazer to maintain your internal rebellion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold \u0026amp; Unfiltered – Raw honesty meets premium garment-dyed comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Ring-spun US cotton for a soft, premium feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed fit with a classic crew neck and tubular body (no side seams).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight 206.8 g\/m² fabric with double-needle stitching throughout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Garment-dyed colours for that classic, lived-in vintage aesthetic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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