{"product_id":"quick-question-unisex-cotton-t-shirt","title":"Quick Question Unisex Cotton T-shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Visual Do-Not-Disturb Sign\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a world where \"quick questions\" usually take forty-five minutes, you need a uniform that sets clear boundaries. The \u003cstrong\u003e\"Hitting Someone With A Chair\" Sarcastic Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is a sharp, high-contrast nod to the reality of office burnout. 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