{"product_id":"chaos-coordinator-definition-mug-11-15oz","title":"Chaos Coordinator Definition Mug (11, 15oz)","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Official Mug for Those Who Run the Show\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStop explaining your job title and just point to the mug. The \u003cstrong\u003e\"Chaos Coordinator\" Definition Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is a blunt, honest tribute to the person who manages to stay sane while everything else is hitting the fan. Whether you're fueling up for a boardroom battle or a Monday morning inbox, this mug tells the world exactly what you do best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold \u0026amp; Unfiltered – High-impact humor for high-impact people.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose between 11oz or the \"Heavy Workday\" 15oz size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable white ceramic with a glossy, high-definition print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Dishwasher and Microwave safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lead and BPA-free for professional-grade safety.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eManaging the chaos and the paperwork? Pair this mug with our \u003ca href=\"..\/..\/products\/things-i-was-right-about-hardcover-journal\"\u003eThings I Was Right About Journal\u003c\/a\u003e to keep your receipts in order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQ)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the quality compare to cheap souvenir mugs?\u003c\/strong\u003e Generic mugs often use low-grade decals that flake off. Our mugs use high-heat sublimation printing that fuses the ink into the ceramic, making it far more resistant to the wear and tear of a busy office or home dishwasher.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is this mug shipped from?\u003c\/strong\u003e This product is fulfilled through our US-based facilities, ensuring fast domestic shipping across the USA with standard tracking and secure, break-resistant packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after many washes?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. The high-gloss finish and permanent ink technology ensure that the definition remains crisp and black, even with daily microwave and dishwasher use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs the 15oz mug much larger?\u003c\/strong\u003e The 15oz version provides about 35% more volume, making it the preferred choice for those who need a serious amount of caffeine to coordinate their daily chaos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Corporate Gags","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":56809279914328,"sku":"13127099705669089932","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Navy","offer_id":56809279947096,"sku":"10218403159491807890","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Pink","offer_id":56809279979864,"sku":"13340805548602595179","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Red","offer_id":56809280012632,"sku":"25017061819146696542","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Purple","offer_id":56809280045400,"sku":"32307208100384790559","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":56809280078168,"sku":"95205321909242345924","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Navy","offer_id":56809280110936,"sku":"22397516868448778932","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Pink","offer_id":56809280143704,"sku":"32677166547526486140","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Red","offer_id":56809280176472,"sku":"85038229808780591300","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Purple","offer_id":56809280209240,"sku":"29451382575510001790","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0899\/7735\/6632\/files\/chaos-coordinator-mug-15oz-red.jpg?v=1772202073","url":"https:\/\/corporategags.com\/products\/chaos-coordinator-definition-mug-11-15oz","provider":"Corporate Gags SIA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}