{"product_id":"didnt-cry-at-work-today-award-mug-11-15oz","title":"Didn't cry at Work Today Award Mug (11, 15oz)","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Trophy for Your Sanity\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a world of gaslighting and \"opportunity for growth\" emails, surviving the day without a breakdown is a major win. The \u003cstrong\u003e\"Didn't Cry Today\" Award Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is a sharp, high-contrast nod to the daily struggle of staying professional. Whether you're on a Zoom call or navigating the office kitchen, this mug serves as a silent reminder of your incredible emotional fortitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold \u0026amp; Professional – Sharp irony meets high-impact corporate recognition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Available in 11oz (Standard) and 15oz (Crisis Mode) for those extra-long shifts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy white ceramic with a sleek black handle and interior.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Dishwasher and Microwave safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality print that won't peel off, unlike your professional facade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQ)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the quality compare to standard novelty mugs?\u003c\/strong\u003e Unlike cheap, thin ceramic mugs, our 11oz and 15oz options are made from premium ceramic with a high-gloss finish. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs the 15oz size much bigger?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes! The 15oz \"Large\" mug provides 36% more capacity—essential for days when the only thing keeping you from crying is a massive amount of caffeine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is this mug shipped from?\u003c\/strong\u003e This product is fulfilled through our US-based facilities, ensuring fast domestic shipping across the USA with standard tracking and heavy-duty, secure packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Corporate Gags","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":56881134338392,"sku":"32309252605416624127","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":56881134371160,"sku":"24535499886904161599","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0899\/7735\/6632\/files\/award-mug-15oz.jpg?v=1773172275","url":"https:\/\/corporategags.com\/products\/didnt-cry-at-work-today-award-mug-11-15oz","provider":"Corporate Gags SIA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}