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It also works as a Secret Santa gift, a white elephant gift, or a funny present for the coworker who keeps tissues in the second drawer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex crewneck sweatshirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUgly Christmas sweater knit pattern printed on the fabric (no scratchy actual knit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed, cozy fit (see the size chart before ordering)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability. \u003cbr\u003e.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label. \u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. 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