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Durable, pill-resistant fabric that stands up to endless spreadsheets, soul-crushing calls, and those \"quick check-ins\" that always end up ruining your afternoon. \u003cstrong\u003eMade, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who likely also dream of finding the \"log out\" button in real life.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²)) 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. 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