{"product_id":"fck-you-this-that-mouse-pad","title":"Fck You\/This\/That Mouse Pad","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Statistical Breakdown of Your Day\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStop guessing where your patience went. The \u003cstrong\u003e\"Fuck You\/This\/That\" Pie Chart Mouse Pad\u003c\/strong\u003e provides a clear, colorful visualization of your current corporate mood. Whether you're navigating a spreadsheet or a hostile group chat, this mouse pad keeps your desk aesthetic as honest as your internal monologue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold \u0026amp; Unfiltered – Accurate data for the unapologetic professional.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSurface:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% smooth polyester front compatible with optical and laser mice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.1'' (3mm) thickness with anti-fray edges for long-term durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStability:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% natural rubber non-slip base keeps it locked in place.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e One size (9.5\" × 8\") – The perfect footprint for any workspace.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTracking the specific 75% that is bothering you? Pair this mouse pad with our \u003ca href=\"..\/..\/products\/things-i-was-right-about-hardcover-journal\"\u003eThings I Was Right About Journal\u003c\/a\u003e to keep a detailed log of your findings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQ)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the quality compare to standard retail mouse pads?\u003c\/strong\u003e Most generic pads have glued edges that peel over time. Our mouse pad features anti-fray stitched edges and a heavy-duty natural rubber backing, ensuring it stays flat and intact even with heavy daily use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is this mouse pad shipped from?\u003c\/strong\u003e This product is fulfilled through our US-based facilities, guaranteeing fast domestic shipping across the USA with standard tracking included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it work with high-performance gaming mice?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. The 100% smooth polyester surface is designed to support high-precision optical and laser sensors, providing a consistent glide for work or play.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs the bottom surface actually non-slip?\u003c\/strong\u003e Absolutely. The 100% natural rubber base is designed to grip your desk surface firmly, preventing the pad from sliding during intense tasks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Corporate Gags","offers":[{"title":"9.5\" × 8\" \/ Light Blue","offer_id":56727901012312,"sku":"73671794874365075927","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9.5\" × 8\" \/ Light gray","offer_id":56728057839960,"sku":"10662309650588104021","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9.5\" × 8\" \/ Light Purple","offer_id":56728057872728,"sku":"50956312157947452865","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9.5\" × 8\" \/ Light Pink","offer_id":56728057905496,"sku":"26914364248644813707","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9.5\" × 8\" \/ Pink","offer_id":56728057938264,"sku":"24185213276417061753","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0899\/7735\/6632\/files\/fck-mouse-pad-blue3.jpg?v=1771247882","url":"https:\/\/corporategags.com\/products\/fck-you-this-that-mouse-pad","provider":"Corporate Gags SIA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}