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Made for work Christmas parties, ugly sweater contests and holiday team events.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA funny Secret Santa gift, white elephant gift or Christmas gift for a coworker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex crewneck sweatshirt for women and men\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKnit-pattern design printed on the fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit (see the size chart before ordering)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003e.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability. \u003cbr\u003e.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label. \u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. 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