{"product_id":"too-fab-for-this-shitshow-mug-11-15oz","title":"Too Fab For This Shitshow Mug (11, 15oz)","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMain Character Energy for the Corporate Grind\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen the office drama reaches peak levels, remind everyone that you’re just visiting from a higher tax bracket of glamour. The \u003cstrong\u003e\"Too Fab For This Shitshow\" Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect desk accessory for the professional who manages chaos without smudging their eyeliner. Bold, bright, and unapologetically honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold \u0026amp; Unfiltered – For the person whose excellence is ignored by the \"shitshow.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium grade-A white ceramic with a vibrant color-pop interior and handle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Available in Standard (11oz) or the \"I Need More Caffeine\" (15oz) size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lead and BPA-free. Fully microwave and dishwasher safe for daily use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDocumenting every fabulous save you've made? Pair this mug with our \u003ca href=\"..\/..\/products\/things-i-was-right-about-hardcover-journal\"\u003eThings I Was Right About Journal\u003c\/a\u003e to keep track of your wins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQ)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the print quality compare to cheap novelty mugs?\u003c\/strong\u003e Most satirical mugs use low-resolution graphics that fade. We use a professional high-heat sublimation process on premium ceramic, ensuring the \"Too Fab\" message and the vibrant accent colors stay sharp and bold through years of use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is this mug shipped from?\u003c\/strong\u003e This item is fulfilled through our US-based facilities, guaranteeing fast domestic shipping across the USA with no hidden import fees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a work bestie?\u003c\/strong\u003e It is our #1 gift for the office \"star\" who keeps the team afloat with style. Perfect for promotions, birthdays, or just to say \"I see you.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if it arrives damaged?\u003c\/strong\u003e We use reinforced, drop-tested protective packaging. If your mug doesn't survive the journey, reach out to us and we will provide a replacement immediately.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Corporate Gags","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":56709291901272,"sku":"10851660131021494841","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Pink","offer_id":56709291934040,"sku":"33884960599581612828","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":56709291966808,"sku":"31066036905820814927","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Pink","offer_id":56709291999576,"sku":"31136939322705180041","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0899\/7735\/6632\/files\/too-fab-for-this-mug-15oz-black.jpg?v=1770937218","url":"https:\/\/corporategags.com\/products\/too-fab-for-this-shitshow-mug-11-15oz","provider":"Corporate Gags SIA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}