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Stop Swearing Wirobound Softcover Notebook A5

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£14.00
£14.00
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Description

A Safe Space for Your Most Unprofessional Thoughts

Admit it: your internal monologue is rated R. The "Tried To Stop Swearing" Wirobound Notebook is the perfect place to dump the thoughts you can't say out loud during the quarterly review. Featuring a sharp, high-contrast design and a pun that would make even the most stoic HR manager blush, it’s the ultimate companion for the unfiltered professional.

  • Vibe: Bold & Unfiltered – Raw wordplay for the unapologetic office worker.
  • Size: A5 (14.7 x 21.1 cm) – The standard size for any professional work bag.
  • Pages: 150 lined pages (75 sheets) of premium 90gsm paper.
  • Binding: Secure black wire-o binding for 360-degree flat writing.
  • Origin: High-quality paper sourced from Austria for a superior writing experience.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
  • How does the quality compare to standard retail notebooks? Most store-bought notebooks use lower-gsm paper, which leads to ink bleeding and "ghosting." Our notebooks use 90gsm paper sourced from Austria, providing a sturdy, premium writing surface that handles everything from gel pens to fineliners.
  • Is the cover durable enough for a daily commute? Yes. The 280 gsm gloss laminated cover is designed to resist coffee spills and scratches during the daily shuffle between your home and the office.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

Shipping

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  • Australia: 20-30 business days
  • New Zealand: 20-30 business days
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