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Who Left The Box Of Assholes Open Again? Unisex Cotton T-shirt

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Description

A Visual Quality Control Check for the Office

If you've spent your morning wondering how so many difficult personalities ended up in one Zoom room, you’ve found your new uniform. The "Box of Assholes" Relaxed Tee is a sharp, high-contrast nod to the reality of the modern workforce. Crafted for maximum comfort, it’s the perfect layer for casual Fridays or your home office "camera-off" meetings.

  • Vibe: Bold & Unfiltered – Raw honesty meets premium garment-dyed comfort.
  • Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton for a soft, premium feel.
  • Fit: Relaxed fit with a classic crew neck and tubular body (no side seams).
  • Durability: Heavyweight 206.8 g/m² fabric with double-needle stitching throughout.
  • Style: Garment-dyed colours for that classic, lived-in vintage aesthetic.
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
  • Will this shirt shrink in the wash? No. Because the fabric is pre-shrunk during the garment-dyeing process, you won't have to worry about it losing its relaxed fit or becoming too short after the first laundry cycle.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

Shipping

U.S. Orders:
Flat rate shipping of $5.99 on orders under $70, and free shipping on all orders over $70!

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Shipping Times:

  • U.S.: 5-7 business days
  • UK: 5-7 business days
  • EU: 5-15 business days
  • Canada: 20-30 business days
  • Australia: 20-30 business days
  • New Zealand: 20-30 business days
  • All Other Locations: 20-30 business days

International Orders (Orders outside the USA): Please be aware that customs duties or import fees may apply and are the responsibility of the buyer.

Estimated Delivery Time:

Your estimated delivery time = Processing Time (usually 1-3 business days) + Shipping Time
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