• Mug with text 'Who left the box of assholes open again?' on a white surface.
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Box of Assholes Mug (11, 15oz)

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Description

The Most Honest Breakfast You'll Ever Have

Some days, you don't even need to check the directory to know who you're dealing with. The "Box of Assholes" Mug brings a colorful, satirical edge to your morning coffee. With its detailed cereal-box parody design, it’s a sophisticated way to acknowledge the "variety" of personalities in your department.

  • Vibe: Bold & Unfiltered – For the professional who calls it like they see it.
  • Quality: Premium grade-A white ceramic with a vibrant, high-gloss "cereal box" print.
  • Sizes: Available in Standard (11oz) or "Double Serving" (15oz) sizes.
  • Safety: Lead and BPA-free. Microwave and dishwasher safe for easy daily maintenance.

Dealing with a full box today? Pair this mug with our Things I Was Right About Journal to document every interaction.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
  • How does the print quality compare to cheap novelty mugs? Most satirical mugs use low-resolution graphics that blur. We use a high-definition printing process to ensure every detail of the "cereal box" parody remains sharp and the colors stay vibrant through hundreds of washes.
  • Where is this mug shipped from? This product is fulfilled through our US-based facilities, guaranteeing fast domestic shipping across the USA with no hidden import fees.
  • Is the design printed on both sides? Yes. Whether you’re left-handed or right-handed, your message is clearly visible to everyone at the breakfast table or in the breakroom.
  • Is this a good gift for a work bestie? It is one of our top-rated "Secret Santa" and birthday gifts for coworkers who share a cynical sense of humor about office life.
  • What if it arrives damaged? We use reinforced, drop-tested protective packaging. If your mug doesn't survive the journey, reach out to us and we will provide a replacement immediately.

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

Shipping

U.S. Orders:
Flat rate shipping of $5.99 on orders under $50, and free shipping on all orders over $50!

International Orders:
Flat rate shipping costs will be calculated at checkout based on your location.

Shipping Times:

  • U.S.: 5-7 business days
  • UK: 5-7 business days
  • EU: 5-15 business days
  • Canada: 20-30 business days
  • Australia: 20-30 business days
  • New Zealand: 20-30 business days
  • All Other Locations: 20-30 business days

International Orders (Orders outside the USA): Please be aware that customs duties or import fees may apply and are the responsibility of the buyer.

Estimated Delivery Time:

Your estimated delivery time = Processing Time (usually 1-3 business days) + Shipping Time
Box of Assholes Mug (11, 15oz)

$22.99
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