Cluster Fuck Fixer Notebook
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Description
Description
For the problem-solver who holds everything togetherโintroducing the Cluster Fuck Fixer Spiral Notebook! Perfect for corporate warriors, office heroes, and workplace survivors, this funny and sarcastic ruled notebook is ideal for jotting down to-do lists, meeting notes, or just doodling through another pointless Zoom call.
๐ 118 ruled-line pages for your genius (or snarky) thoughts
๐ Durable spiral binding for easy flipping
๐จ Available in 5 bold colors: Black, Dark Red, Dark Blue, Purple, and Pink
๐ผ Ideal for office workers, managers, and anyone fixing workplace chaos
๐ Hilarious corporate gift for coworkers, bosses, and work besties
Make a statement at work (or in your home office) with this sarcastic office notebookโa must-have for anyone surviving the corporate circus.
.: Material: 100% paper
.: Paper weights: 350 gsm (covers), 90 gsm (inside pages)
.: One size: 6" x 8" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)
.: 118 ruled line pages (59 sheets)
.: Dark grey back cover
.: Metal spiral binding
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