Employed Against My Will Unisex T-shirt

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$34.99
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Description

The Ultimate Anti-Work Manifesto in Cotton Form

If your dream job is "not having one," you’ve found your new uniform. The "Employed Against My Will" Relaxed Tee is a sharp, high-contrast nod to the reality of the modern workforce. Crafted for maximum comfort, it’s the perfect layer for your home office, casual Fridays, or wearing under a blazer to maintain your internal rebellion.

  • Vibe: Bold & Unfiltered – Raw honesty meets premium garment-dyed comfort.
  • Material: 100% Ring-spun US cotton for a soft, premium feel.
  • Fit: Relaxed fit with a classic crew neck and tubular body (no side seams).
  • Durability: Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with double-needle stitching throughout.
  • Style: Garment-dyed colors for that classic, lived-in vintage aesthetic.
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
  • Will this shirt shrink in the wash? No. Because the fabric is pre-shrunk during the garment-dyeing process, you won't have to worry about it losing its relaxed fit or becoming too short after the first laundry cycle.
  • Where is this shirt shipped from? This product is fulfilled through our US-based facilities, ensuring fast domestic shipping across the USA with standard tracking and secure packaging.

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Employed Against My Will Unisex T-shirt

$34.99
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