• Pie chart design on a mouse pad with text, placed on a marble surface with a keyboard.
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  • Pie chart on a purple background with text 'FUCK YOU 75%', 'THIS SHIT 15%', and 'THAT 10%'.
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Fck You/This/That Mouse Pad

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Color: Light Blue
$17.99
$17.99
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Description

A Statistical Breakdown of Your Day

Stop guessing where your patience went. The "Fuck You/This/That" Pie Chart Mouse Pad provides a clear, colorful visualization of your current corporate mood. Whether you're navigating a spreadsheet or a hostile group chat, this mouse pad keeps your desk aesthetic as honest as your internal monologue.

  • Vibe: Bold & Unfiltered – Accurate data for the unapologetic professional.
  • Surface: 100% smooth polyester front compatible with optical and laser mice.
  • Construction: 0.1'' (3mm) thickness with anti-fray edges for long-term durability.
  • Stability: 100% natural rubber non-slip base keeps it locked in place.
  • Size: One size (9.5" × 8") – The perfect footprint for any workspace.

Tracking the specific 75% that is bothering you? Pair this mouse pad with our Things I Was Right About Journal to keep a detailed log of your findings.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
  • How does the quality compare to standard retail mouse pads? Most generic pads have glued edges that peel over time. Our mouse pad features anti-fray stitched edges and a heavy-duty natural rubber backing, ensuring it stays flat and intact even with heavy daily use.
  • Where is this mouse pad shipped from? This product is fulfilled through our US-based facilities, guaranteeing fast domestic shipping across the USA with standard tracking included.
  • Does it work with high-performance gaming mice? Yes. The 100% smooth polyester surface is designed to support high-precision optical and laser sensors, providing a consistent glide for work or play.
  • Is the bottom surface actually non-slip? Absolutely. The 100% natural rubber base is designed to grip your desk surface firmly, preventing the pad from sliding during intense tasks.

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

Shipping

U.S. Orders:
Flat rate shipping of $5.99 on orders under $50, and free shipping on all orders over $50!

International Orders:
Flat rate shipping costs will be calculated at checkout based on your location.

Shipping Times:

  • U.S.: 5-7 business days
  • UK: 5-7 business days
  • EU: 5-15 business days
  • Canada: 20-30 business days
  • Australia: 20-30 business days
  • New Zealand: 20-30 business days
  • All Other Locations: 20-30 business days

International Orders (Orders outside the USA): Please be aware that customs duties or import fees may apply and are the responsibility of the buyer.

Estimated Delivery Time:

Your estimated delivery time = Processing Time (usually 1-3 business days) + Shipping Time
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Fck You/This/That Mouse Pad

$17.99
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