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How To Be Grown-Up at Work Sarcastic Notebook

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$17.99
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Description

The Professional’s Survival Journal

If your internal vocabulary is 90% profanity and 10% caffeine, you need a place to vent that isn't a CC’d email. The "How To Be Grown-Up at Work" Spiral Notebook is a sharp, high-contrast tool for the modern 9-to-5. It serves as a constant reminder that sometimes, the best way to handle a "low-priority ask" is to smile, nod, and write down exactly what you’re actually thinking.

  • Vibe: Bold & Professional – Sharp irony meets high-quality office stationery.
  • Size: 6" x 8" (15.2 x 20.3 cm) – The perfect size to hide under your keyboard.
  • Pages: 118 ruled line pages (59 sheets) for all your unfiltered meeting notes.
  • Binding: Durable metal spiral for a 360-degree flat writing surface.
  • Cover: Heavyweight 350 gsm stock that survives the bottom of your work bag.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
  • How does the paper quality compare to standard office notebooks? Unlike thin, bleed-through paper found in multipacks, our notebooks use 90 gsm interior pages. This means your ink stays where it belongs, even if your professional composure is leaking.
  • Is the cover durable enough for a daily commute? Yes. The 350 gsm cover is thick enough to resist bending and tearing, ensuring your "Top Secret" notes stay protected during the shuffle between home and the office.
  • Where is this notebook shipped from? This product is fulfilled through our US-based facilities, ensuring fast domestic shipping across the USA with standard tracking and secure, stay-flat packaging.

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

Shipping

U.S. Orders:
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  • U.S.: 5-7 business days
  • UK: 5-7 business days
  • EU: 5-15 business days
  • Canada: 20-30 business days
  • Australia: 20-30 business days
  • New Zealand: 20-30 business days
  • All Other Locations: 20-30 business days

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How To Be Grown-Up at Work Sarcastic Notebook

$17.99
  • SAFE AND SECURE
    Unlike your lunch in the office fridge
  • SARCASM INSIDE
    Proceed with extreme eye-rolling
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  • OFFICE PROVEN
    Tested in real meetings