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I Have to Be Successful Because I Like Expensive Shit Mouse Pad

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Color: Black
$16.99
$16.99
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Description

I Have to Be Successful Because I Like Expensive Shit – Funny Mouse Pad

Because let’s face it: you’ve got expensive taste, and failure isn’t an option. This hilarious mouse pad is made for office queens, boss babes, and luxury chasers who know they deserve the finer things in life - starting with a better desk setup.

✨ Features:

.: Material: 0.11" (3mm) thick neoprene
.: One Size: 9" × 7" (24cm x 20cm)
.: Stitched edges for a premium and durable finish

Whether you're gifting a work bestie, upgrading your own desk, or just flexing your sass during Zoom calls—this is your new favorite office accessory.

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

Shipping

U.S. Orders:
Flat rate shipping of $5.99 on orders under $50, and free shipping on all orders over $50!

International Orders:
Flat rate shipping costs will be calculated at checkout based on your location.

Shipping Times:

  • U.S.: 5-7 business days
  • UK: 5-7 business days
  • EU: 5-15 business days
  • Canada: 20-30 business days
  • Australia: 20-30 business days
  • New Zealand: 20-30 business days
  • All Other Locations: 20-30 business days

International Orders (Orders outside the USA): Please be aware that customs duties or import fees may apply and are the responsibility of the buyer.

Estimated Delivery Time:

Your estimated delivery time = Processing Time (usually 1-3 business days) + Shipping Time
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I Have to Be Successful Because I Like Expensive Shit Mouse Pad

$16.99
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