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Impossible Tasks Spiral Notebook

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Color: Purple
$17.99
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Description

Congratulations! You’ve been hand-selected to perform miracles on a budget that barely covers your lunch. This notebook is the perfect place to calculate exactly how much you’re underpaid while documenting every "urgent" request from management that defies the laws of physics and common sense. It’s ruled for precision, even if your pay scale is anything but. Use it to keep track of your accomplishments for a resume update or just to hide your face during the next performance review.

.: Material: 100% paper
.: Paper weights: 350 gsm (covers), 90 gsm (inside pages)
.: One size: 6" x 8" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)
.: 118 ruled line pages (59 sheets)
.: Dark grey back cover
.: Metal spiral binding

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

Shipping

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Estimated Delivery Time:

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Impossible Tasks Spiral Notebook

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