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Q4 Survivor Unisex Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Color: Maroon
$45.99
$45.99
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Description

Year-end targets, budget freezes, a reorg announced on a Friday, and a “small favor” that turned into a full project. You made it through Q4, and you deserve more than a pizza party.

This ugly Christmas sweater has knit-look dumpster fires, coffee mugs, Christmas trees, and snowflakes. It’s a full visual timeline of October to December. The fires are decorative. The trauma is real.

 

Wear it to the office Christmas party, the ugly sweater contest, or the year-end review where someone says “next year will be calmer.” It also works as a Secret Santa gift, a white elephant gift, or a funny present for the coworker who closed the quarter on four hours of sleep and pure spite.

Product details:

  • Unisex crewneck sweatshirt
  • Ugly Christmas sweater knit pattern printed on the fabric (no scratchy actual knit)
  • Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband
  • Relaxed, cozy fit (see the size chart before ordering)

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank shirt's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

Shipping

U.S. Orders:
Flat rate shipping of $5.99 on orders under $50, and free shipping on all orders over $50!

International Orders:
Flat rate shipping costs will be calculated at checkout based on your location.

Shipping Times:

  • U.S.: 5-7 business days
  • UK: 5-7 business days
  • EU: 5-15 business days
  • Canada: 20-30 business days
  • Australia: 20-30 business days
  • New Zealand: 20-30 business days
  • All Other Locations: 20-30 business days

International Orders (Orders outside the USA): Please be aware that customs duties or import fees may apply and are the responsibility of the buyer.

Estimated Delivery Time:

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Q4 Survivor Unisex Ugly Christmas Sweater

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