Someone Cares Not Me, But Someone Unisex T-shirt

Color: Black
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$34.99
$34.99 $49.99
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Description

This T-shirt is the emotional equivalent of a half-hearted thumbs up. It says someone cares—just not you. Or me. But maybe the raccoon. Featuring a concerned possum in the world’s most uncomfortable hug, this unisex garment-dyed tee is the perfect blend of soft cotton and deadpan humor. Wear it to your next team-building event to set expectations low. Whether you choose classic black or pure-white apathy, this shirt speaks volumes without saying a damn thing. Office-friendly? Barely. Funny? Absolutely.

.: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
.: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing.
.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. Check all available sizes in our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart.
.: All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Processing Time

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Someone Cares Not Me, But Someone Unisex T-shirt

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