Name: Sorry, the FUCKS factory is on strike Mouse Pad
Brand: Corporate Gags
SKU: 14141805623512186238
Price: 16.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The fucks? Yeah… they’re on strike. Permanently. But your desk game? Still thriving.

Meet the mouse pad that says what you're really thinking—loudly, proudly, and in bold sarcasm. Whether you’re rage-clicking through emails or just subtly warning Janet from HR, this sass-loaded desk essential keeps your style unbothered and your workspace 100% done.

Premium Neoprene: Smooth, 3mm-thick neoprene for superior comfort and that passive-aggressive scroll experience.

Perfect Size: 9" × 7" – big enough for your dramatic hand gestures, compact enough to not cramp your vibe.

Durable AF: Stitched edges so it doesn’t fray - unlike your nerves during Monday meetings.

Gift it to your work bestie, your favorite chaos coordinator, or yourself - because boundaries are important, and so is sarcasm.

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

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UK: 5-7 business days
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