Stop Swearing Spiral Notebook - Ruled Line

A Safe Space for Your Most Unprofessional Thoughts

Admit it: your internal monologue is rated R. The "Tried To Stop Swearing" Spiral Notebook is the perfect place to dump the thoughts you can't say out loud during the quarterly review. Featuring a sharp, high-contrast design and a pun that would make HR sweat, it’s the ultimate companion for the unfiltered professional.

• Vibe: Bold & Unfiltered – Raw wordplay for the unapologetic office worker.
• Size: 6" x 8" (15.2 x 20.3 cm) – Compact enough for your desk, bold enough to be a warning.
• Pages: 118 ruled line pages (59 sheets) of high-quality 90 gsm paper.
• Build: Durable metal spiral binding with a protective 350 gsm cover.
• Design: Front cover print with a sleek, minimalist dark grey back cover.

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

At Corporate Gags we work with a global network of trusted vendors to print and ship your items from the nearest available location, ensuring faster delivery. Please keep in mind that shipping times vary based on your location and the product ordered. To ensure you receive your items as quickly as possible, some products may arrive in separate packages.

U.S. Orders:
Flat rate shipping of $5.99 on orders under $70, and free shipping on all orders over $70!

International Orders:
Flat rate shipping costs will be calculated at checkout based on your location.

Shipping Times:

• U.S. & Canada: 5-7 business days
• UK: 5-7 business days
• EU: 5-10 business days
• Australia: 10-30 business days
• New Zealand: 10-30 business days
• All Other Locations: 10-30 business days

International Orders (Orders outside the USA): Please be aware that customs duties or import fees may apply and are the responsibility of the buyer.

Estimated Delivery Time:

Your estimated delivery time = Processing Time (usually 1-3 business days) + Shipping Time

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

Customers cover return shipping costs unless the item is damaged, defective, or incorrect—in those cases, we’ve got you covered.

*All returns must be approved.

Do not send items back without contacting us first—unapproved returns will not be accepted.

To start a return, you can contact us at [email protected] 

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at [email protected]

Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item. 

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.

Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at [email protected]