That Didn't Go as Fucking Planned Mug 11oz 15oz

Name: That Didn't Go as Fucking Planned Mug 11oz 15oz
Brand: Corporate Gags
SKU: 40899928234238504575
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Size 11oz 15oz

Color Black Navy Pink Red Purple Yellow

$22.99

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Description

The Desk Accessory for Corporate Realists

Finally, a mug that accurately describes 90% of your workweek. The "Well, That Didn't Go As F*cking Planned" Mug is designed for the high-stakes office environment where "expect the unexpected" usually means "brace for disaster." Bold, honest, and undeniably relatable.

Vibe: Bold & Unfiltered – For the person who tells the truth about the timeline.
Quality: Premium grade-A white ceramic with a vibrant, high-gloss finish.
Sizes: Available in Standard (11oz) or the "I Need a Drink" (15oz) size.
Safety: Lead and BPA-free. Fully microwave and dishwasher safe for easy daily use.

Need to document exactly what went wrong? Pair this mug with our Things I Was Right About Journal for the ultimate "I told you so" kit.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How does the quality compare to generic novelty mugs? Most cheap mugs use low-quality ink that fades or peels. We use a high-heat professional sublimation process, ensuring that your unfiltered message remains sharp and bold through regular daily use and washing.
Where is this mug shipped from? This item is fulfilled through our US-based facilities, ensuring fast domestic shipping across the USA with zero customs fees or hidden charges.
Is the print on both sides? Yes. Whether you’re holding it while staring at a failed spreadsheet or sipping during a tense debrief, the design is visible from both sides.
Is this a good gift for an office party? It is a legendary choice for "White Elephant" or "Secret Santa" exchanges, especially for teams that have had a particularly "eventful" year.
What if it arrives damaged? We use reinforced, drop-tested protective packaging. However, if your mug doesn't survive the journey, just reach out and we’ll provide a replacement immediately.

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

Shipping

U.S. Orders:
Flat rate shipping of $5.99 on orders under $50, and free shipping on all orders over $50!

International Orders:
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Shipping Times:

U.S.: 5-7 business days
UK: 5-7 business days
EU: 5-15 business days
Canada: 20-30 business days
Australia: 20-30 business days
New Zealand: 20-30 business days
All Other Locations: 20-30 business days

International Orders (Orders outside the USA): Please be aware that customs duties or import fees may apply and are the responsibility of the buyer.

Estimated Delivery Time:

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