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Cannot Brain Today Unisex Sweatshirt

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€47,95
€47,95
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Description

Comfort for the Cognitively Compromised

Admit it: some days you're a genius, and other days you're just... here. The "I Cannot Brain Today" Sweatshirt is a sharp, high-contrast nod to the days when the gears just won't turn. Crafted for maximum comfort and professional durability, this is the perfect layer for home offices, casual Fridays, or hiding in the breakroom.

  • Fit: Classic Unisex fit with a crew neckline for a clean-cut, comfy style.
  • Durability: Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, and waistband.
  • Ethics: Made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes.
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 50.80 55.90 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20
Length, cm 68.58 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

 

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
  • How does the quality compare to standard high-street sweatshirts? Unlike mass-market fleece, our Gildan 18000 uses a high-density 50/50 blend (271 g/m²) that maintains its shape and softness after washing. 
  • Will I have to pay customs fees in the EU? No. We fulfill this product locally within the European Union, so your order arrives without additional VAT or customs duties.
  • Is the fabric sustainable? Yes. This sweatshirt is backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol and uses safety-certified dyes, ensuring environmental and human safety standards are met.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

Shipping

U.S. Orders:
Flat rate shipping of $5.99 on orders under $50, and free shipping on all orders over $50!

International Orders:
Flat rate shipping costs will be calculated at checkout based on your location.

Shipping Times:

  • U.S.: 5-7 business days
  • UK: 5-7 business days
  • EU: 5-15 business days
  • Canada: 20-30 business days
  • Australia: 20-30 business days
  • New Zealand: 20-30 business days
  • All Other Locations: 20-30 business days

International Orders (Orders outside the USA): Please be aware that customs duties or import fees may apply and are the responsibility of the buyer.

Estimated Delivery Time:

Your estimated delivery time = Processing Time (usually 1-3 business days) + Shipping Time
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