Let Me Cry Unisex Sweatshirt
★★★★★ 5000+ Corporate Survivors Served
🇪🇺 Printed and shipped from the EU. VAT is included. No extra fees or customs duties upon delivery.
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Description
Description
Efficiency Powered by Emotional Release
You’re a professional. You’re capable. You’re also one "urgent sync" away from a tearful exit. The "Gonna Do It / Cry First" Sweatshirt is a sharp, high-contrast nod to the reality of the modern grind. Crafted for maximum comfort, it’s the perfect layer for home offices, casual Fridays, or those high-stakes meetings where you need to be cozy to survive.
- Vibe: Bold & Professional – High-quality embroidery meets the irony of corporate burnout.
- Fit: Classic Unisex fit with a crew neckline for a clean-cut, comfy style.
- Durability: Double-needle stitching throughout for a garment that outlasts your longest project.
- Ethics: Made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes.
- Detail: Gray, pearlized tear-away label for an itch-free experience during your 3:00 PM crisis.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.90 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
- How does the quality compare to standard high-street sweatshirts? Unlike mass-market fleece that pilled after one wash, our Gildan 18000 uses a high-density 50/50 blend that maintains its softness and shape.
- Will I have to pay customs fees in the EU? No. Because we fulfill this product locally within the European Union (Germany/Poland), your order arrives without additional VAT or customs duties.
- Is the sizing standard for Europe? Yes, the classic unisex fit aligns well with EU sizing. For an "oversized" look—ideal for hiding from your manager—we recommend sizing up.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean
Processing Time
Processing Time
All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.
We really appreciate your understanding and patience!
Shipping
Shipping
EU Orders:
Flat rate shipping of 6.95€ on orders under 50€, and free shipping on all orders over 50€!
Shipping Times:
5-10 business days
Tax & Customs Information:
Printed and shipped from within the European Union. VAT is included in the price. No extra fees, customs duties, or surprises upon delivery.
Estimated Delivery Time:
Your estimated delivery time = Processing Time (usually 1-3 business days) + Shipping Time
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