My Job is Top Secret Crewneck Sweatshirt
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🇪🇺 Printed and shipped from the EU. VAT is included. No extra fees or customs duties upon delivery.
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Description
Description
The perfect uniform for the corporate enigma. Whether you're actually under an NDA or just a master of "professional vagueness," this "My Job is Top Secret" Crewneck tells everyone that you aren't at liberty to discuss why you've spent four hours staring at the same spreadsheet. It’s a badge of honor for the modern specialist who knows that "top secret" is often just code for "nobody actually asked."
Disclaimers:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is crafted from ethically grown US cotton and backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX certified dyes that meet safety and environmental standards.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean
Processing Time
Processing Time
All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.
We really appreciate your understanding and patience!
Shipping
Shipping
EU Orders:
Flat rate shipping of 6.95€ on orders under 50€, and free shipping on all orders over 50€!
Shipping Times:
5-10 business days
Tax & Customs Information:
Printed and shipped from within the European Union. VAT is included in the price. No extra fees, customs duties, or surprises upon delivery.
Estimated Delivery Time:
Your estimated delivery time = Processing Time (usually 1-3 business days) + Shipping Time
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