Per My Last Email Desk Sign
★★★★★ 5000+ Corporate Survivors Served
🇪🇺 Printed and shipped from the EU. VAT is included. No extra fees or customs duties upon delivery.
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Description
Description
Tired of corporate-speak that makes your soul die a little each time? Flip this profanity-laced desk sign to decode gems like “per my last email,” “circle back,” and “please advise” into the blunt translations you’re secretly thinking.
Whether you’re the office email warrior or the passive-aggressive professional, this flip desk sign delivers quarterly doses of sarcasm and profanity - no HR meltdown too big.
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🖕 Honest translations of corporate email bullsh*t
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🚨 May spark minor internal investigations (worth it)
.: One size: 10" x 5" (25cm x 12.5cm)
.: Personalizable to perfection
.: Paper thickness: 270 gsm
.: Spiral bound at the top
.: Please note: The calendars come without default date grids
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Germany or Japan
Processing Time
Processing Time
All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.
We really appreciate your understanding and patience!
Shipping
Shipping
EU Orders:
Flat rate shipping of 6.95€ on orders under 50€, and free shipping on all orders over 50€!
Shipping Times:
5-10 business days
Tax & Customs Information:
Printed and shipped from within the European Union. VAT is included in the price. No extra fees, customs duties, or surprises upon delivery.
Estimated Delivery Time:
Your estimated delivery time = Processing Time (usually 1-3 business days) + Shipping Time
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€23,95
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SAFE AND SECUREUnlike your lunch in the office fridge
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SARCASM INSIDEProceed with extreme eye-rolling
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CUSTOMER SERVICESeven days a week
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OFFICE PROVENTested in real meetings