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Too Fab For This Sweatshirt

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€48,95
€48,95
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Description

Unapologetic Style for the Corporate Chaos

When the inbox is overflowing and the "synergy" is at a record low, remind the room that you are simply operating on a different level. The "Too Fab For This Shitshow" Sweatshirt combines supreme comfort with a blunt professional truth. Designed with a classic fit and clean-cut style, it’s the softest way to handle the hardest days.

  • Vibe: Bold & Unfiltered – For the high-performer who stays fabulous under pressure.
  • Material: Heavy blend 271 g/m² (50/50 cotton-polyester) for lasting softness and warmth.
  • Durability: Double-needle stitching throughout with ribbed-knit collar for shape retention.
  • Ethical: Made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified safe dyes.
  • Comfort: Seamless body and tear-away label for an itch-free experience.
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 50.80 55.90 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20
Length, cm 68.58 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

 

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
  • How does the quality compare to standard high-street sweatshirts? Most mass-market sweatshirts use thin 200 g/m² fabrics that lose shape. Our sweatshirt uses a 271 g/m² heavy blend, which is significantly thicker, softer, and more durable due to the double-needle reinforced seams.
  • Where is this shipped from for UK/EU customers? We utilize local fulfillment centers within the UK and Europe to ensure your order reaches you quickly without the high costs or delays of international customs.
  • Is the fabric environmentally friendly? Yes. We use ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes, ensuring the garment meets high safety and environmental standards.
  • Will the White color be a bright optic white? Due to the high cotton content and blend properties, the White variant may appear as a soft, natural off-white rather than a harsh, bright white.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

Shipping

U.S. Orders:
Flat rate shipping of $5.99 on orders under $50, and free shipping on all orders over $50!

International Orders:
Flat rate shipping costs will be calculated at checkout based on your location.

Shipping Times:

  • U.S.: 5-7 business days
  • UK: 5-7 business days
  • EU: 5-15 business days
  • Canada: 20-30 business days
  • Australia: 20-30 business days
  • New Zealand: 20-30 business days
  • All Other Locations: 20-30 business days

International Orders (Orders outside the USA): Please be aware that customs duties or import fees may apply and are the responsibility of the buyer.

Estimated Delivery Time:

Your estimated delivery time = Processing Time (usually 1-3 business days) + Shipping Time
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