Who Left The Box Of Assholes Open Again? Unisex Tee

Name: Who Left The Box Of Assholes Open Again? Unisex Tee
Brand: Corporate Gags
SKU: 62337842026569086732
Price: 34.95 EUR
Availability: InStock

Color: White

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

€34,95

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Description

A Visual Quality Control Check for the Office

If you've spent your morning wondering how so many difficult personalities ended up in one Zoom room, you’ve found your new uniform. The "Box of Assholes" Heavy Cotton Tee is a sharp, high-contrast nod to the reality of the modern workforce. Crafted for year-round comfort and durability, it’s the perfect layer for home offices, casual Fridays, or making a point in the breakroom.

Vibe: Bold & Unfiltered – Raw honesty meets dependable daily comfort.
Material: 100% ethically grown US cotton for a classic, sturdy feel.
Fit: Classic fit with a timeless crew neckline and seamless tubular body.
Durability: 180 g/m² medium fabric with reinforced shoulder seams for lasting shape.
Care: Tear-away label for a scratch-free, irritation-free experience.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12	76.20	81.28
Length, cm	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82	86.36	88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm	38.35	41.91	45.72	49.53	53.34	56.90	60.20	63.50
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Is the fabric ethically produced? Yes. This shirt is made from 100% US cotton harvested through the US Cotton Trust Protocol and is Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality assurance.
Where is this shirt shipped from? We fulfill this product locally within the EU, meaning your order arrives quickly with no hidden customs fees or cross-border delays.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

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Shipping

EU Orders:
Flat rate shipping of 6.95€ on orders under 50€, and free shipping on all orders over 50€!

Shipping Times:
5-10 business days

Tax & Customs Information:
Printed and shipped from within the European Union. VAT is included in the price. No extra fees, customs duties, or surprises upon delivery.

Estimated Delivery Time:
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