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Who Left The Box Of Assholes Open Again? Unisex Tee

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€34,95
€34,95
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Description

A Visual Quality Control Check for the Office

If you've spent your morning wondering how so many difficult personalities ended up in one Zoom room, you’ve found your new uniform. The "Box of Assholes" Heavy Cotton Tee is a sharp, high-contrast nod to the reality of the modern workforce. Crafted for year-round comfort and durability, it’s the perfect layer for home offices, casual Fridays, or making a point in the breakroom.

  • Vibe: Bold & Unfiltered – Raw honesty meets dependable daily comfort.
  • Material: 100% ethically grown US cotton for a classic, sturdy feel.
  • Fit: Classic fit with a timeless crew neckline and seamless tubular body.
  • Durability: 180 g/m² medium fabric with reinforced shoulder seams for lasting shape.
  • Care: Tear-away label for a scratch-free, irritation-free experience.
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

 

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
  • Is the fabric ethically produced? Yes. This shirt is made from 100% US cotton harvested through the US Cotton Trust Protocol and is Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality assurance.
  • Where is this shirt shipped from? We fulfill this product locally within the EU, meaning your order arrives quickly with no hidden customs fees or cross-border delays.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Processing Time

All our items are made to order and usually ship within 1-3 business days. Some items might take up to 5 business days to print.

We really appreciate your understanding and patience!

Shipping

U.S. Orders:
Flat rate shipping of $5.99 on orders under $70, and free shipping on all orders over $70!

International Orders:
Flat rate shipping costs will be calculated at checkout based on your location.

Shipping Times:

  • U.S.: 5-7 business days
  • UK: 5-7 business days
  • EU: 5-15 business days
  • Canada: 20-30 business days
  • Australia: 20-30 business days
  • New Zealand: 20-30 business days
  • All Other Locations: 20-30 business days

International Orders (Orders outside the USA): Please be aware that customs duties or import fees may apply and are the responsibility of the buyer.

Estimated Delivery Time:

Your estimated delivery time = Processing Time (usually 1-3 business days) + Shipping Time
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Who Left The Box Of Assholes Open Again? Unisex Tee

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