Q4 Survivor Funny Unisex Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

Year-end targets, budget freezes, a reorg announced on a Friday, and a “small favor” that turned into a full project. You made it through Q4, and you deserve more than a pizza party.

This ugly Christmas sweater has knit-look dumpster fires, coffee mugs, Christmas trees, and snowflakes. It’s a full visual timeline of October to December. The fires are decorative. The trauma is real.

 

Wear it to the office Christmas party, the ugly sweater contest, or the year-end review where someone says “next year will be calmer.” It also works as a Secret Santa gift, a white elephant gift, or a funny present for the coworker who closed the quarter on four hours of sleep and pure spite.

Product details:

• Unisex crewneck sweatshirt
• Ugly Christmas sweater knit pattern printed on the fabric (no scratchy actual knit)
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband
• Relaxed, cozy fit (see the size chart before ordering)

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank shirt's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean